Adele’s ‘Hello’ Equestrian Parody

The lyrics were written and performed by Kelly Jewell and the Video was directed and edited by Tony Hobden

Hello…Its me
I’ve been chasing you for 40 minutes Just to get you in
To go into ….Your stable
That I pay a fortune every month for

When you prefer to crap outside

Hello…Are you listening

Your temporary deafness drives me mad when it’s time to get you in

Your field Companion…is in

I need to wash your legs and clean your sheath and then pick out your feet

There’s always this mud between us…..or a million flies

Hello from the other side

of the field Ive called a thousand times

To bring you in out of…the pissing down rain

But each time I call you…you piss off again

Hello from the warm and dry

At least I can say that I’ve tried

with treats and carrots…time after time

Bit it don’t matter, even though the mud’s up to my thigh

Hello….Its time

To leave this stinking field and come inside and stop this foolish game

I hope…I can ride

Or at least go sideways down the road and then spin and gallop home

Its no secret…that you’re a git to ride

and you spook when nothing’s there

Now hello from the other side

Of the stable door your legs have dried

And I said I’m sorry…for spoiling your fun

but this sponge is for noses…and this one’s for your bum

Hello from the underside

I must have brushed 1000 times

I tell you, your tail…is just as bad as your mane

But it don’t matter, clearly…you’ll do it again…and again


Hello sand is in my eye

We tried to jump but then you shied

U look like you’re sorry…that I fell on my face

But that ain’t…I need a neck brace

Hello from the driver’s side

I’m off home now that I’ve hurt my pride

But there’s no lasting I’ll come back at 5

To repeat this madness…that makes me feel so alive


More about Kelly

My first question do are you a horse woman and a rider? 

I am not 100% sure of the difference here 🙂 I currently train ex-racehorses from the ground and under saddle for their new roles in life


Is that your fabulous horse in the video? what is his name and is breed?
Both the horses in the video are in fact mine. The chestnut gelding is a 10yr old Thoroughbred ex-racehorse who we call Dave. The other is my home-bred warm-blood x Cleveland bay grey mare who was born with one eye and is called Special


What type of riding do you do?

Various – principally I retrain the thoroughbreds mostly on the flat and concentrate on building solid foundations so that their new owners have the ride-ability to specialize in pretty much what ever disciplines they chose. Personally I have competed in eventing, show jumping and dressage at an affiliated level and now enjoy utilizing classical principles in modern equitation


How did you come up with this idea to do an Adele Parody?  and has Adele seen it or contacted you yet?

I came home from the yard on New Years Eve and my 9yr old step son was recording a parody he had written – I listened and had a light-bulb moment…the lyrics just came easily


Who helped you with the video and the choreography and the lyrics.
The lyrics were my own work, the audio recording was done by my very talented record producer fiance, Tony Hobden. We made a great team for the video…the choreography was all spontaneous – we just wanted to have fun with it


Are you a singer/musician?
I sing but I am not a singer ha ha! It is usually only reserved for the shower or in the car


What is your day job?
Currently I retrain racehorses at Racers to Riders, as mentioned I rehabilitate ex-racehorses and help them into new homes. I am about to launch a new business in medical and veterinary Thermography. I have a huge interest in injury prevention in sports horses and the camera I have just purchased from a company in Florida will allow me to image micro lesions/fractures caused by training and hopefully help trainers to adapt training schedules to prevent future breakdown. We can also identify neurological and lymphatic imbalances within the body, for example, the scope of this technology for the equine industry is huge as it is for we humans. The website, is currently being built and I fly to Florida at the end of my month to collect camera. We will be launching in February – It is a very exciting time


Are you surprised that the video went viral?


How many views have you had so far?


Why did you make the video?
We didn’t go out on New Years Eve so recorded a song and on New Years Day I thought it would be a cool idea to make a video to make friends and family smile


What are your friends and family saying?
I have had a massive amount of support by way of Facebook messages, texts, emails – the response has been nothing but positive


Is there an official Kelly Jewell fan page for us to book mark for future videos?
No I’m not wired that way – we will continue to upload videos onto my you-tube channel which will cover horse training, Thermography and the crazy stuff that we do



  1. I don’t usually spend the time to watch things like this, but I was trying to get Julie ‘ s Bluetooth headset working…this is very funny.

  2. Kassidy Quinn
    Ashlyn Quinn
    I can’t watch it now but I will later.

  3. Scary to think about but Oh so True !!!

  4. Love this! She and her film crew did a great job!!! Love this so much! Has Adele seen it and loved it?

  5. Cheryl, did you see this? Funny.

  6. Hilarious, so true Tina !!!!! ???

  7. Oh, do I identify with this! Really great!

  8. This was awesome…….
    I love Adele

  9. Shannon DeYoung
    Hollis Hughes Grace

  10. Isel Del Valle thought of u. Hahah our boys have certainly given us plenty of grief

  11. Just so funny, well done Adele.

  12. i knew the filing this is great

  13. Brianna Kaye Smith you NEED to watch this ???

  14. Rachel Harris this is my great pal Kelly Jewell ??

  15. Woohooo Kelly and tony!! Not a horsey person but love it lolx

  16. Well this has gone nuts!! Thank you for sharing…i never expected this to be so well received. Happy New Year all xx

  17. Mette Pedersen sådan har du da aldrigt rendt rundt i folden ?

  18. Your nuts!!! But brill…Happy new year.Xx

  19. Katharina Nadine-Claudia Sabrina Mandy ?

  20. Soo good and funny, reminds me of running around trying to catch ours

  21. Aine Mc Garry Happy New Year…have a laugh ?

  22. Julie thought of you and daisy ??

  23. Sarah Kann Katie Statham Kiah North

  24. It’s your life’s song Sonja, all days … !!! 🙂

  25. Lauren Nunn Sian Hopley Paige Ellis Pillay-Williams Neneh Wild Beth Corbin Clara Ricketts ?

  26. I don’t see anything funny about a misbehaving horse xD ?

  27. That is well done & very funny!

  28. Sonka Schreiberova Sonka Schreiberova Madeline Birtwistle-Payne haven’t watched it yet but I’m about to

  29. Haidee Stafford Sandra Murphy Grainne Cronin Elizabeth Mcnamara

  30. OMG thats the best.. your tooo fuuny.. I laughted my ass off 🙂 cheers

  31. Lara Goodfellow James Elsey This could be Blue’s theme tune!

  32. Very well done, laughed my face off….you are wonderful…hope there will be more to come!?!?

  33. Love it! Dont have to chase mine but love this creation for the horse lovers!

  34. We have all been there but in the end as on the video, it is what makes us feel so alive!!

  35. Ella Carryl Brooks Abi Baker??

  36. This is hilarious. And so true. I viewed it at my parents’ house and of course they wanted to know what I was laughing at. They didn’t “get” it. It’s something only use horse people understand. Great job.

  37. Amanda Jackson watch this, so funny ?

  38. OH my ! This is sooooo FUNNY!!!!!

  39. Well this perfectly captures my ten months of horse ownership! Liked her vehicle though…may try one of those next.

  40. This could be written for me and Edwin!

  41. I LOVE THIS! Awesome! Makes me want to head to the barn! Unfortunately, I don’t own a horse anymore, and I miss it like crazy!

  42. Ashleigh RigneyAlly GeeAimee DentNichole Searle


  44. Love it…us riders are all mad…

  45. Danni Ireland Pietta Maree Bridge Ashleigh Sharwood

  46. This was so much fun to make! 🙂

  47. Well , this is different ??? Thank goodness I’ve never had that problem enough to sing about ? I’ve been tossed off of a horse before , not mine , had my horse a few times drag my legs against stable , car doors , my first horse did this , besides running away with me next to a busy Hiway after a stupid guy in a truck decided to honk his horn ??? Then later when I owned my spooky Arab , spin me around like a top !!! I banged my chest against the saddle horn , that hurt, but a shepherd neighbor dog spooked her ?? She also had the habit of jumping and side stepping when spooked when we rode through the orange groves , and a orange or grapefruit fell on the ground , making a thud sound ????

  48. Didn’t get to finish , I hit the send button ?? A friend of ours who was supposed to be an experienced rider, had her take off running with him, and he finally got dumped ? Ha ha !! So funny , he had a weird look on his face when he got back to the stable , my horse had already come back , no rider ? I could tell you a lot of stories about my horses and the things that happened over the years , I’ve had 4 , but I’ve never felt like singing them a love song !!!! Even though I did love them !!!!

  49. Des probieren wir aus, ein Exempel schaffen im Stall ?

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